RSSDavid Guetta – Love Is Gone
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Loading...Every employer should give you one paid "breakup" day a year.
Today we take a look into the seedy underbelly of the service industry. I can barely deal with people at a functional level on the best of days; luckily, when I’m having a bad day, my job affords me the opportunity to bury myself alone in a pit of self-loathing and despair with few consequences. I can’t imagine how I’d sling pie all day after a breakup. I guess the moral of the story is to always tip your waitstaff!
How cold is this guy by the way? You can’t break up with somebody before work, let alone when you’re their RIDE HOME! And then he picks up his new chick at the VERY SAME PLACE HIS EX WORKS? Why not complete the trifecta and set her apartment on fire?
As you may have guessed, David Guetta is the guy reading the “Essentials of Trigonometry” book. You’re supposed to do that at a trendier coffee shop than “Cindy’s”, nobody is going to be impressed with your pseudo-intellectualism at the local greasy spoon.
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