ATB – 9pm (Till I Come)

Friday May 15, 2009 · By

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There are like 5 versions of this video, all using similar footage, each more incomprehensible than the next. I picked this one because the audio was the best quality, it has the least amount of cooking, and there’s enough random stuff going on that you can make up a story. Here’s mine:

So this chick gets off a helicopter, right? She’s a spy. But she’s being forced to blow up her husband, who is an important foreign national, and is also at home cooking a turkey. Under watch, she calls him to say she’s on her way home from helicopter training, and will take the bus home. But the thing is, HE IS ALSO A SPY, so he’s got cameras on the bus and is watching her. This gray suited guy is her boss and is keeping tabs on her, just to make sure when she goes through the marina district she behaves as sexily as possible. When she realizes she’s being watched, she goes off-grid and changes her appearance to be uttlerly undetectable by the old dude. So they both wander around the city a bit and finally she makes it home, where her plan is to get her husband to answer the door at the exact time the turkey bomb goes off. Didn’t I mention the turkey bomb? There is a turkey bomb. Anyway, she does this, but later when she actually looks inside her secret briefcase, she realizes that he knew this plan all along! So she totally passed her spy training!

I hope reading all that enabled you to not fall under the siren song of the audio. It’s the kind of song that gets into your head and tricks you into liking it. YOU MUST RESIST!